Don’t miss the stupidest news stories from Texas and around the world every weekday morning at 7:05a with Sarah Pepper and Ivan! Check out a recap today’s headlines.
FROM SARAH PEPPER
I don’t know if this guy was named Vladimir Putin at birth or changed his name later. It reminds me of that scene in “Office Space” when the guy’s name was Michael Bolton, from birth and he was mad that the singer had the same name.
If you don’t know what I am talking about here it is.
So when I read that Vladimir Putin got arrested in Florida I had to click on the story. It is NOT the Vladimir Putin from Russia. It is a 48-year-old who lives in Florida and that is legit his name!
He went crazy in a grocery story and started to randomly yell at employees and the cops were called. He was arrested.
Here is Florida’s Vladimir Putin.
— CNN (@CNN) August 30, 2016
I’m a fluffy guy so it’s no secret that I have a sweet tooth. But it’s never gotten me in trouble like a man from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He walked into a local convenience store wearing nothing but a bandana over his face and sneakers. If that wasn’t shocking enough, the man also had a gun and demanded all of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. He actually got away with it and police are still trying to hunt him down.