Stupid News – 09/17/13
I feel bad for this guy. A man in Tokyo evicted in 1964 so the city could bulldoze his home, to make room for there Olympic Stadium, is getting evicted again! You see, Tokyo is getting them in 2020 and they want to expand the stadium. Only problem? He has got to go. Kohei Jinno says, quote, “I don’t want to see the Olympics at all. Deep inside I have a kind of grudge against the Olympics. I may go where you cannot set up a tobacco shop. That means I will lose my reason for living.”
Talk about being insecure, over protective, or maybe just a general psycho. Back in June, a 21-year-old chick named Sharda Perkins posted a photo of herself in a bathing suit on Facebook. Fast forward to July when another man posted on her photo simply, “DAMN”. WEll, five days later, her boyfriend tracked down that man and SHOT AND KILLED HIM! He’s now under arrest as police were able to piece everything together.
Pro tip. When someone breaks up with you… don’t:
1. Smashed their windows
2. Slashed their tires
3. Cut their cable wires
4. Super glue their front DOOR shut
5. Break in, and set the place on FIRE
6. When the house doesn’t burn cause you suck as at arson… break in and set it on fire AGAIN.
7. Light a friends car on fire because they were nice to them.
It’s what a man in England did, and is now going to jail… for SEVEN years.
A woman in Florida is looking at aggravated battery charges after having some rough popcorn. In fact, when the man was done… he even threw 100 bucks at her and left. Well, unlucky for him, they ran into each other the next day at Walgreens. That’s where she pulled out a knife and SLASHED him in his arm.
Two men have been arrested for murder after pawning a gold chain they stole in a robbery. The chain… featuring a unique gold medallion of SCROOGE MCDUCK.
Best job ever NASA will pay you to stay in bed! That’s right. The pay is $5,000 per month to participants of their bed rest study. The study lasts for 87 days and is designed to help them research the effects of zero gravity space travel on the human body. Your job is to simply lie in bed, pass the time and allow the researchers to perform periodic tests on your body. Obviously if you are going to get accepted as a participant than you need to be in good health. You can apply at www.bedreststudy.jsc.nasa.gov/Apply.aspx
It’s normal for a vampire to crave the blood of a virgin, but not a respected research hospital. So when the Peking University Cancer Hospital in China put out a request for ages 18 to 24, some started talking. Quote “Male virgins are not needed, just females”Hospital official spokeswoman Guan Jiuping insisted the blood wasn’t for some bizarre human sacrifice ritual. It seems that researchers were doing studies on the human papilloma virus (HPV), which is usually transmitted through sexual contact. “It’s in line with international practice to collect female virgins’ blood samples, which serve as negative control substances in HPV research, given that the risk of contracting HPV is low among women who have never had sex.”